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“Hookers and Cocaine”

A fantastical Sigmund Freud story… Verse 1 Hookers and cocaine, Hookers and cocaine, Hookers and cocaine, Hookers and cocaine, Chorus When we make it big time, Have a good time, have a really good time, Have a good time, have a really good time. Verse 2 We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was looking for, We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was… We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was looking for, We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was… Chorus When we make it big time, Have a good time, have a really good time, Have a good time, have a […]

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Tube Sock Toes

Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1She wiggles her toes when she cums,She wiggles her toes, her tube-sock toes. She screams my name through the walls,She screams my name, screams through the walls. And she freaks me out when she cums,She freaks me out, and that’s what this song is about. ChorusWell I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.Better be careful of the […]

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Craig’s Music

The Al Franken Song Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?You’d like to meet him because he’s such a like mind,But this is such a strange situation. BridgeYou’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy, Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly. Verse 2All your life there have been so very fewWho think and create in that strange way you do.Now Al Franken might think the same of […]

SE Roundtable

Google Search Snippets You May Like Label

Google is testing a new label for its search results snippets, this one is named “you may like.” I am not sure how Google knows you may like this search result snippet, unless this is a variation of how Google names the “you visit often” label?

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Google Ads API Version 17.1 Now Available

Google Ads has released an update it the Google Ads API, version 17.1. Version 17.1 includes shareable ad previews, removing specified automatically created assets linked to Responsive Search Ads, retrieving offline conversion diagnostics, offline diagnostics report metrics, standard bidding strategies for video campaigns, and more.

Brian Dean - Backlinko

5 Ways to Search a Website for Keywords (+ Examples)

Have you ever wondered how to find keywords on a website? Or, why it’s so crucial for your online business success? This method is easy to overlook. But it’s a powerful way to find valuable insights about your competitors. Find fresh content ideas. Or, locate the specific information you need. At Backlinko, we track how often people find our site through specific keywords. For instance, if “website audit” attracts many visitors but few clicks, it indicates we need to enhance our content on this topic to draw more visitors. So, we can search our website for keywords. This reveals what […]

Brian Dean - Backlinko

How to Build an SEO Roadmap That Drives Performance

An SEO roadmap is where high-level objectives trickle down to project-level prioritization. Complete with all the context, tactics, and timelines to bring your strategy to life. Because having a solid SEO strategy is great. But without a plan to put things into action, it’s just a vision board. Below, I’ll break down why an SEO roadmap is such an important tool and how it can benefit your business at large. Then, I’ll walk through how to build, prioritize, and plot your own roadmap. What Is an SEO Roadmap? An SEO roadmap is the place to plan, schedule, and prioritize the […]