Audio “Hookers and Cocaine” A fantastical Sigmund Freud story… Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow (with assistance by Mike Kopp) Verse 1Hookers and cocaine,Hookers and cocaine,Hookers … Read More
Audio Tube Sock Toes Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1She wiggles her toes when she cums,She wiggles her toes, her tube-sock toes.She screams my … Read More
Audio The Al Franken Song Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?You’d like … Read More
