A fantastical Sigmund Freud story… Verse 1 Hookers and cocaine, Hookers and cocaine, Hookers and cocaine, Hookers and cocaine, Chorus When we make it big time, Have a good time, have a really good time, Have a good time, have a really good time. Verse 2 We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was looking for, We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was… We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was looking for, We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was… Chorus When we make it big time, Have a good time, have a really good time, Have a good time, have a […]
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Tube Sock Toes
Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1She wiggles her toes when she cums,She wiggles her toes, her tube-sock toes. She screams my name through the walls,She screams my name, screams through the walls. And she freaks me out when she cums,She freaks me out, and that’s what this song is about. ChorusWell I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.Better be careful of the […]
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Craig’s Music
The Al Franken Song Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?You’d like to meet him because he’s such a like mind,But this is such a strange situation. BridgeYou’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy, Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly. Verse 2All your life there have been so very fewWho think and create in that strange way you do.Now Al Franken might think the same of […]
