Guitar, lead vocals: Craig Hordlow
Drums & vocals: Aaron Xavier
Bass & vocals: Ryan Hailey
Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow

Verse 1
Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?
You’d like to meet him because he’s such a like mind,
But this is such a strange situation.

Bridge
You’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy,
Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly.

Verse 2
All your life there have been so very few
Who think and create in that strange way you do.
Now Al Franken might think the same of you,
But at the urinal bonding is tough to do.

Bridge
You’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy,
Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly.

Chorus
The perfect thing to say, never comes till later
Then when it’s said, it’s only in your daydreams.

Verse 1
Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?
You’d like to meet him because he’s such a like mind,
But this is such a strange situation.

Bridge
You’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy, Well
Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly.

Chorus
The perfect thing to say, never comes till later
Then when it’s said, it’s only in your daydreams.