Tube Sock Toes

Guitar, lead vocals: Craig Hordlow
Drums & vocals: Aaron Xavier
Bass & vocals: Ryan Hailey
Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow

Verse 1
She wiggles her toes when she cums,
She wiggles her toes, her tube-sock toes.

She screams my name through the walls,
She screams my name, screams through the walls.

And she freaks me out when she cums,
She freaks me out, and that’s what this song is about.

Chorus
Well I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.
I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,
it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.
Better be careful of the things that you do,
You piss us off, we’ll be singing about you.

Verse 2
She likes her nipples squeezed, her nipples squeezed,
Squeezed when she cums.

All the neighbors know my name, they know my name
Because it’s screamed through the walls.

If she hears me sing this song, she’ll rip off my head
And shit down my…

Chorus
Well I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.
I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,
it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.
Better be careful of the things that you do,
You piss us off, we’ll be singing about you.

Bridge:
I like singing these songs, of people who’ve done me wrong.
Another “somebody’s done somebody wrong song1”,
Somebody’s done somebody wrong

Verse 3
She gyrates her hips when she cums, she gyrates her hips
So the G-Spot gets hit.

I grab her neck when she cums, asphyxiation gives her elation.
She breaks the damn when she cums, then she sits on my face
And tells me to say, “Ah”…

Chorus
Well I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.
I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,
it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.
Better be careful of the things that you do,
You piss us off, we’ll be singing about you.

Bridge:
I like singing these songs, of people who’ve done me wrong.
Another “somebody’s done somebody wrong song1”,
Somebody’s done somebody wrong

Guitar Solo

Bridge Outro
“Somebody’s done somebody wrong song”,
A “somebody’s done somebody wrong”…

  1. Reference to “(Hey Won’t You Play) Another Somebody’s Done Somebody Wrong Song“, performed by BJ Thomas. Songwriters: Larry Butler and Chips Moman

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