It’s Not a Fashion Trend: How Scientists & the Media Are Getting the Orca Hat Story Wrong.

First, it was the salmon hats. Biologists observed Orcas wearing dead fish on their heads and were, understandably, baffled. What function could the hats serve? Why would an apex predator accessorize? Do they wear them after Labor Day? Lacking immediate …

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2024 Election: Early Data

This is just data. Not an opion. Please don’t get mad at me if you don’t like what this suggests. The data below shows exit polls from the first few days of early voting in GA, AZ and NC with …

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“Hookers and Cocaine”

A fantastical Sigmund Freud story… Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow (with assistance by Mike Kopp) Verse 1Hookers and cocaine,Hookers and cocaine,Hookers …

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Tube Sock Toes

Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1She wiggles her toes when she cums,She wiggles her toes, her tube-sock toes.She screams my …

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The Al Franken Song

Guitar, lead vocals: Craig HordlowDrums & vocals: Aaron XavierBass & vocals: Ryan Hailey Music & lyrics by Craig Hordlow Verse 1Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?You’d like …

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A Good Poem

A good poemcaptures the essenceof something, or of everything, in the fewest words possible. Truth does not needto sing, campaign, or serenade;it might take a lifetime to figure out,but only a sentence to translate. Craig …

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